me, hetero person: hey whats up guys do you want to go get some food
my friends, gay: ??????
me: oh sorry i mean asgdhjdhs guys do you??? want some food??? lmao ashdjdjhs
my friends: oh! agshdjjshsj yeah lmao agshdj
SJSJDKEKSKDKEND SHUT UP
me, hetero person: hey whats up guys do you want to go get some food
my friends, gay: ??????
me: oh sorry i mean asgdhjdhs guys do you??? want some food??? lmao ashdjdjhs
my friends: oh! agshdjjshsj yeah lmao agshdj
SJSJDKEKSKDKEND SHUT UP
death confronting me about me reblogging “i wanna die” memes
bruh…
Wait, if their names are puns on their power, then Violet is ultraviolet which is invisible to the human eye.
SHUT UP.
13 years
Y'all are gonna flip your shit when i tell you about Dash
when the sun hits your laptop screen just right
I burst out laughing.
People without glasses are really out here seeing for free
Oh my god I really do have to pay to see what the fuck
jlaw:
What did you say, ma’am?
[Pence] was so concerned about the criticism he received from U.S. Olympic figure skater Adam Rippon that his staff went to the extraordinary length of asking the U.S. Olympic Committee to set up a conversation between the two – an offer Rippon turned down.
Power fucking move
Instant icon
im fucking crYIN G omfg
I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!!
😂😂😂😂
*customers walk in*
Me: God get a fucking life and stay out of my business
I choked, who is this man cause I love him.
The guitarist from Rage Against The Machine which has always been political so like??? Fake fans….
They are called.. rage against the machine…
hey guys just got called out by new york magazine for personally helping the kremlin spread russian propaganda on tumblr
Russian chaos agent bellygangstaboo